This relaxed cotton tee wears like a wink from another era — warm, slightly cheeky, and impossible to ignore. Centered on the chest is a distressed, retro-style badge reading “I AM A VINTAGE MODEL — SOME PARTS MAY BE LOOSE,” rendered in faded gold and cream on a charcoal block. The look reads like a well-loved find from a flea market: nostalgic type, subtle aging, and playful self-deprecation. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt settles comfortably across the shoulders and drapes with a classic fit that works for everyday wear. Wear it to backyard barbecues, casual coffee dates, or family gatherings to spark a laugh and start easy conversation. It’s a piece that fits into a relaxed, humorous wardrobe — equal parts vintage attitude and modern comfort.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar retains shape and adds comfort
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton that prints crisply and lasts
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified cotton for irritation-free, safe wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: Bannered Threads, info@banneredthreads.com, 164 Priestley Road, Stevenage, ENG, SG2 0BP, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
