Retro Humor T-Shirt — "I'm not old. I'm retro." Graphic Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, simple, and a little cheeky — this classic tee carries a vintage-minded phrase in muted tones that reads like a wink to anyone who remembers vinyl nights and mixtape love. The square, retro-styled print sits centered on a relaxed crew shirt that feels broken-in from the first wear. Lightweight but sturdy cotton holds the print crisply while the ribbed neckline and tear-away label keep it comfortable all day. Wear it layered under a worn denim jacket or solo with high-waist jeans when you want an easy, nostalgic look that starts conversations without shouting.

Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (sleeves/neck) and Direct-to-Garment printing for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: Bannered Threads, info@banneredthreads.com, 164 Priestley Road, Stevenage, ENG, SG2 0BP, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean