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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, cm
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45.72
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50.80
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55.88
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60.96
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66.04
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71.12
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76.20
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81.28
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Length, cm
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71.12
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73.66
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76.20
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78.74
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81.28
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83.82
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86.36
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88.90
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Sleeve length (from center back), cm
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38.35
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41.91
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45.72
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49.53
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53.34
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56.90
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60.20
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63.50
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Size tolerance, cm
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3.81
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3.81
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3.81
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3.81
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3.81
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3.81
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3.81
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3.81
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Lighthearted and blunt, this classic cotton tee wears its humor on the chest: a simple black square with a spoon illustration and the line “My emotional range is a teaspoon.” It settles into casual days—coffee runs, grocery trips, or working from home—adding a dry, relatable wink for anyone who appreciates understated sarcasm. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the message sit comfortably without shouting. Soft, smooth cotton and a tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable against skin so the joke remains the focus, not the fit. Wear it when you want to signal your low-key mood, bond with fellow introverts, or lighten a long day with a knowing smirk.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stability and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed elastic collar retains shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — soft and durable, Oeko-Tex certified
- DTF and DTG printing for crisp, detailed design with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: Bannered Threads, info@banneredthreads.com, 164 Priestley Road, Stevenage, ENG, SG2 0BP, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
