Lightweight, familiar, and a little bit cheeky — this classic crew tee carries a bold, humorous message for anyone who lives with the small aches and ironies of adult life. The square, high-contrast print reads like a confident one-liner, made to start conversations and get a knowing laugh. Wear it on slow mornings, at casual family gatherings, or while running errands; it sits comfortably against the skin and keeps its shape so the joke stays front-and-center season after season.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with a 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve designs; tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified; meets safety standards; EU 2-year warranty; responsibly sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: Bannered Threads, info@banneredthreads.com, 164 Priestley Road, Stevenage, ENG, SG2 0BP, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
