Been Tired Since Dial-Up Tee — Retro Internet Vintage Tech T-Shirt

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A soft, classic crewneck tee that speaks to anyone who remembers the slow-charm of early internet days and prefers their humor dry and nostalgic. The front features a minimalist retro pixel-type graphic reading “Been tired since dial-up,” set on a muted square for a low-key vintage look. Wear it to coffee shops, coding meetups, late-night study sessions, or casual weekends when you want a comfortable shirt that starts conversations without shouting. The medium-weight cotton hold its shape, prints crisply, and feels familiar from the first wear. It layers well under hoodies or over long-sleeve tees when the night gets long—just like the joke it wears.

Product Type: Tee

This shirt fits into the life of someone who lives on well-aged memes and slow internet memories. Short lines, no fuss: put it on, sip something warm, laugh at the little exasperations of life. The retro pixel font and simple square block read like a private nod to anyone who spent hours waiting for a connection. It’s casual, calm, and a little wry—made to be worn to hack nights, library marathons, and low-key hangouts where tiredness is part of the culture. The message lands with other fans of vintage tech, late-shift creatives, and anyone who’ll smirk and keep working.

Target audience language: talk of dial-up, pixel fonts, buffering-era nostalgia, late-night coding, coffee-fueled sprints, and thrifted aesthetic naturally fit into conversation about this piece. Dress it with a worn denim jacket, an old beanie, or baggy jeans to match the aesthetic. Bring it along to small gatherings, game nights, and coding jams to get the right kind of knowing smile.

Occasions: late study sessions, coding meetups, retro or nostalgia-themed nights, casual coffee dates, and relaxed weekends.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (select colors vary with blends) for year-round comfort and durability.
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a neat drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar with reinforced shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, long-lasting artwork; tear-away label for itch-free wear.
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; meets EU safety standards with a 2-year warranty.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: Bannered Threads, info@banneredthreads.com, 164 Priestley Road, Stevenage, ENG, SG2 0BP, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean